My Dog Licked My Balls letra

He was my friend,
I was never alone.
He dug a hole,
And he buried his bone.

But then there was one night,
That I still can't recall.
When I got really drunk,
And my dog licked my balls…

My dog licked my balls,
My dog licked my balls,
He was just one foot tall,
That dog licked my balls.

I fell to the floor,
All that booze made me faint.
He was scared I was hurt,
Stuck his nose in my taint.

I woke with a start,
I couldn't pretend,
Cause I just hooked up,
With my very best friend.

My dog licked my balls,
My dog licked my balls,
I picked him up at the mall,
Who'd knew one day that he'd lick my balls.

And one day he died,
And I sat there and cried,
All alone in my house I sat,
And I went out and bought me a cat.

And that cat licked my balls,
That pussy licked my balls,
He choked on a hairball cause he took it all,
Man it really made me miss my dog…

Because my dog licked my balls,
The dog licked my balls,
My dog licked my balls,
I miss him so much because my dog licked my balls!

Bob Saget - Letras

• Danny Tanner Was Not Gay
• My Dog Licked My Balls
• Old English Folk Song